I'll take a chance on it

Went to Central Sq. and for the first time in a while didn't pick up any video games, but I did get this old-school (unofficial) Nintendo Strategy book:

...which I do have complaints about. First, how can you dedicate 4 pages to Legend of Zelda II and like 8 for Alpha Mission. Second, I think the reviewers of these games were deaf because , and I quote " the audio is uninspiring, C+" Hello, this is fucking CONTRA we're talking about! I'd have sex to that music if girls would let me.

Yes!: